diff --git a/.github/workflows/lint.yml b/.github/workflows/lint.yml
index e63de19c73..b28106857b 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/lint.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/lint.yml
@@ -29,6 +29,7 @@ jobs:
             'typecheck:ios',
             'typecheck:android',
             'typecheck:web',
+            'react-compiler:report',
           ]
     steps:
       - name: ⬇️ Check out Git repository
diff --git a/.oxlintrc.json b/.oxlintrc.json
index 319b110386..2ee67c3109 100644
--- a/.oxlintrc.json
+++ b/.oxlintrc.json
@@ -387,7 +387,8 @@
       "files": [
         "bskylink/**/*.{js,jsx,ts,tsx}",
         "bskyogcard/**/*.{js,jsx,ts,tsx}",
-        "dev-env/**/*.{js,jsx,ts,tsx}"
+        "dev-env/**/*.{js,jsx,ts,tsx}",
+        "scripts/**/*.{js,jsx,ts,tsx}"
       ],
       "rules": {
         "import/no-nodejs-modules": "off"
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 3ae22dc51a..f12c991e45 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -62,6 +62,7 @@
     "lint": "oxlint --quiet src modules",
     "lint-native": "swiftlint ./modules && ktlint ./modules",
     "lint-native:fix": "swiftlint --fix ./modules && ktlint --format ./modules",
+    "react-compiler:report": "node --disable-warning=MODULE_TYPELESS_PACKAGE_JSON scripts/react-compiler-report.ts",
     "lexicons:generate": "lex build --clear --index-file --import-ext ''",
     "lexicons:install": "lex install",
     "lexicons:update": "lex install --update",
diff --git a/scripts/README.md b/scripts/README.md
index 99d6236f90..a9e84db653 100644
--- a/scripts/README.md
+++ b/scripts/README.md
@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
 # Tool Scripts
 
+## react-compiler-report.ts
+
+Reports which components and hooks React Compiler skipped optimizing, grouped by
+the compiler's own diagnostic category. Run with `pnpm react-compiler:report`;
+also runs in the Lint workflow, where it writes the report to the job summary.
+
 ## updateExtensions.sh
 
 Updates the extensions in `/modules` with the current iOS/Android project changes.
diff --git a/scripts/react-compiler-report.ts b/scripts/react-compiler-report.ts
new file mode 100755
index 0000000000..f497a0675c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scripts/react-compiler-report.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,218 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env node
+/**
+ * Reports which components and hooks React Compiler skipped optimizing.
+ *
+ * The Babel plugin exposes a `logger` option that emits one event per function
+ * `compilationMode: 'infer'` selected: CompileSuccess when it compiled the
+ * function, CompileError when it skipped it, and CompileSkip when the function
+ * opted out of compilation with a `'use no memo'` directive. Running the plugin
+ * standalone over src and tallying those events is the whole report.
+ *
+ * Diagnostics are grouped by the compiler's own ErrorCategory. Severity says who
+ * owns the fix: `Error` is code the compiler cannot safely optimize, `Hint` is a
+ * `Todo`, i.e. syntax React Compiler does not support yet.
+ *
+ * `react-compiler-healthcheck` does roughly this, but its severity classifier
+ * still expects the pre-1.0 ErrorSeverity members and throws on every real
+ * severity, into an empty catch. That silently drops the rest of each file, so
+ * it reports 100% compiled on any codebase. Hence our own.
+ *
+ * Usage:  node scripts/react-compiler-report.ts
+ * Runs under Node's type stripping, so keep the syntax erasable - no enums, no
+ * namespaces, and type-only imports must say `import type`.
+ *
+ * Prints the same report to stdout and, under GitHub Actions, to the job
+ * summary. Always exits 0 - this is a metric, not a gate.
+ */
+
+import {appendFileSync, readdirSync, readFileSync, statSync} from 'node:fs'
+import {dirname, join, relative, resolve} from 'node:path'
+import {fileURLToPath} from 'node:url'
+
+import {transformSync} from '@babel/core'
+import {
+  type ErrorCategory,
+  type ErrorSeverity,
+  type Logger,
+} from 'babel-plugin-react-compiler'
+
+const ROOT = resolve(dirname(fileURLToPath(import.meta.url)), '..')
+const OPT_OUT_DIRECTIVE = "'use no memo'"
+
+/** A component or hook, as `path/to/File.tsx:12`. */
+type FunctionKey = string
+
+type Diagnostic = {
+  category: ErrorCategory
+  severity: ErrorSeverity
+  reason: string
+}
+
+const files: string[] = []
+;(function walk(dir: string) {
+  for (const entry of readdirSync(dir)) {
+    const path = join(dir, entry)
+    if (statSync(path).isDirectory()) {
+      if (entry !== '__tests__') walk(path)
+    } else if (/\.[jt]sx?$/.test(entry) && !/\.d\.ts$|\.test\./.test(entry)) {
+      files.push(path)
+    }
+  }
+})(join(ROOT, 'src'))
+files.sort()
+
+const compiled = new Set<FunctionKey>()
+const skipped = new Map<FunctionKey, Diagnostic[]>()
+const optedOut = new Set<FunctionKey>()
+/** Files the plugin could not process at all, e.g. syntax it cannot parse. */
+const unreadable: [file: string, message: string][] = []
+let currentFile: string | null = null
+
+const logger: Logger = {
+  logEvent(_filename, event) {
+    if (!('fnLoc' in event) || event.fnLoc == null) return
+    const key = `${relative(ROOT, currentFile!)}:${event.fnLoc.start.line}`
+    if (event.kind === 'CompileSuccess') {
+      compiled.add(key)
+    } else if (event.kind === 'CompileSkip') {
+      optedOut.add(key)
+    } else if (event.kind === 'CompileError') {
+      /*
+       * One function emits one event per diagnostic, so collect them per
+       * location - counting raw events overstates the number of skipped
+       * components and hooks by roughly 40%.
+       */
+      if (!skipped.has(key)) skipped.set(key, [])
+      skipped.get(key)!.push({
+        category: event.detail.category,
+        severity: event.detail.severity,
+        reason: event.detail.reason,
+      })
+    }
+  },
+}
+
+for (const file of files) {
+  currentFile = file
+  try {
+    transformSync(readFileSync(file, 'utf8'), {
+      filename: file,
+      babelrc: false,
+      configFile: false,
+      sourceType: 'module',
+      parserOpts: {
+        plugins: [
+          /\.tsx?$/.test(file) && 'typescript',
+          /x$/.test(file) && 'jsx',
+        ].filter(Boolean) as ('typescript' | 'jsx')[],
+      },
+      plugins: [
+        /*
+         * Must run before the compiler, mirroring babel.config.js. Without it
+         * every l`...` macro reads as unsupported tagged template syntax and the
+         * number of skipped components and hooks roughly doubles.
+         */
+        '@lingui/babel-plugin-lingui-macro',
+        ['babel-plugin-react-compiler', {target: '19', logger}],
+      ],
+      generatorOpts: {compact: true},
+    })
+  } catch (err) {
+    /*
+     * A skipped function does not throw - panicThreshold defaults to 'none' - so
+     * this is the plugin itself failing. Report it rather than exiting, so a
+     * metric can never block the check it runs alongside.
+     */
+    unreadable.push([
+      relative(ROOT, file),
+      (err as Error).message.split('\n')[0],
+    ])
+  }
+}
+
+/* A function often reports the same diagnostic several times; show it once. */
+for (const [key, diagnostics] of skipped) {
+  const unique = new Map(diagnostics.map(d => [`${d.category} ${d.reason}`, d]))
+  skipped.set(key, [...unique.values()])
+}
+
+const rows = [...skipped].sort(([a], [b]) => a.localeCompare(b))
+const selected = compiled.size + rows.length + optedOut.size
+const affectedFiles = new Set(
+  [...rows.map(([key]) => key), ...optedOut].map(key => key.split(':')[0]),
+)
+
+/** Categories ranked by how many components and hooks each one skipped. */
+const byCategory = new Map<
+  ErrorCategory,
+  {severity: ErrorSeverity; count: number}
+>()
+for (const [, diagnostics] of rows) {
+  for (const d of new Map(diagnostics.map(d => [d.category, d])).values()) {
+    const entry = byCategory.get(d.category) ?? {severity: d.severity, count: 0}
+    entry.count++
+    byCategory.set(d.category, entry)
+  }
+}
+const ranked = [...byCategory].sort((a, b) => b[1].count - a[1].count)
+
+const headline = `Successfully compiled ${compiled.size} out of ${selected} components and hooks.`
+const subhead =
+  `${rows.length} skipped, ${optedOut.size} opted out of compilation ` +
+  `(${OPT_OUT_DIRECTIVE}), across ${affectedFiles.size} files.`
+
+for (const [key, diagnostics] of rows) {
+  console.log(key)
+  for (const d of diagnostics) console.log(`    ${d.category}: ${d.reason}`)
+}
+for (const key of [...optedOut].sort()) {
+  console.log(`${key}\n    CompileSkip: opted out via ${OPT_OUT_DIRECTIVE}`)
+}
+console.log()
+for (const [category, {severity, count}] of ranked) {
+  console.log(`${String(count).padStart(4)}  ${category} (${severity})`)
+}
+console.log(`\n${headline}\n${subhead}`)
+for (const [file, message] of unreadable) {
+  console.log(
+    `::warning file=${file}::React Compiler could not run: ${message}`,
+  )
+}
+
+const summaryPath = process.env.GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY
+if (summaryPath) {
+  appendFileSync(
+    summaryPath,
+    [
+      `## React Compiler`,
+      ``,
+      `**${headline}** ${subhead}`,
+      ``,
+      `| category | severity | components and hooks |`,
+      `| --- | --- | --- |`,
+      ...ranked.map(
+        ([category, {severity, count}]) =>
+          `| ${category} | ${severity} | ${count} |`,
+      ),
+      ``,
+      `\`Hint\` is a \`Todo\`: syntax React Compiler does not support yet.`,
+      `\`Error\` is code the compiler cannot safely optimize.`,
+      ``,
+      `<details><summary>All ${rows.length + optedOut.size} skipped components and hooks</summary>`,
+      ``,
+      ...rows.map(
+        ([key, diagnostics]) =>
+          `- \`${key}\` - ${diagnostics.map(d => `${d.category}: ${d.reason}`).join('; ')}`,
+      ),
+      ...[...optedOut]
+        .sort()
+        .map(
+          key =>
+            `- \`${key}\` - CompileSkip: opted out via ${OPT_OUT_DIRECTIVE}`,
+        ),
+      ``,
+      `</details>`,
+      ``,
+    ].join('\n'),
+  )
+}
diff --git a/tsconfig.check.json b/tsconfig.check.json
index 6a3a0ed03d..a5bae39b96 100644
--- a/tsconfig.check.json
+++ b/tsconfig.check.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "extends": "./tsconfig.json",
-  "include": ["src", "modules", "app.config.js"],
+  "include": ["src", "modules", "app.config.js", "scripts/*.ts"],
   /*
    * Ambient check shims apply only to the platform pass that includes them
    * back (tsconfig.check.android.json, tsconfig.check.web.json).