diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 6372dd5f5b..47cbe7f2bb 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -146,6 +146,7 @@
     "expo-updates": "~0.25.14",
     "expo-web-browser": "~13.0.3",
     "fast-text-encoding": "^1.0.6",
+    "gretchen": "^1.5.1",
     "history": "^5.3.0",
     "hls.js": "^1.5.11",
     "js-sha256": "^0.9.0",
diff --git a/src/components/icons/BlueskyPlus.tsx b/src/components/icons/BlueskyPlus.tsx
index c1384d5932..a4113b25d4 100644
--- a/src/components/icons/BlueskyPlus.tsx
+++ b/src/components/icons/BlueskyPlus.tsx
@@ -1,6 +1,13 @@
 import React from 'react'
 import {StyleSheet, TextProps} from 'react-native'
-import Svg, {Path, PathProps, SvgProps} from 'react-native-svg'
+import Svg, {
+  Defs,
+  LinearGradient,
+  Path,
+  PathProps,
+  Stop,
+  SvgProps,
+} from 'react-native-svg'
 
 import {useTheme} from '#/alf'
 
@@ -15,8 +22,9 @@ type Props = {
 export function Full(props: Props) {
   const t = useTheme()
   const {fill, ...rest} = props
+  const gradient = fill === 'nordic'
   const styles = StyleSheet.flatten(props.style)
-  const _fill = fill || styles?.color || t.palette.primary_500
+  const _fill = gradient ? 'url(#nordic)' : fill || styles?.color || t.palette.primary_500
   // @ts-ignore it's fiiiiine
   const size = parseInt(rest.width || 100)
   const ratio = 90 / 448
@@ -27,6 +35,7 @@ export function Full(props: Props) {
       viewBox="0 0 448 90"
       {...rest}
       style={[styles, {width: size, height: size * ratio}]}>
+      {gradient && <Gradients />}
       <Path
         fill={_fill}
         fillRule="evenodd"
@@ -43,8 +52,9 @@ export function Full(props: Props) {
 export function Logotype(props: Props) {
   const t = useTheme()
   const {fill, ...rest} = props
+  const gradient = fill === 'nordic'
   const styles = StyleSheet.flatten(props.style)
-  const _fill = fill || styles?.color || t.palette.primary_500
+  const _fill = gradient ? 'url(#nordic)' : fill || styles?.color || t.palette.primary_500
   // @ts-ignore it's fiiiiine
   const size = parseInt(rest.width || 100)
   const ratio = 78 / 330
@@ -55,6 +65,7 @@ export function Logotype(props: Props) {
       viewBox="0 0 330 78"
       {...rest}
       style={[styles, {width: size, height: size * ratio}]}>
+      {gradient && <Gradients />}
       <Path
         fill={_fill}
         fillRule="evenodd"
@@ -64,3 +75,14 @@ export function Logotype(props: Props) {
     </Svg>
   )
 }
+
+function Gradients() {
+  return (
+    <Defs>
+      <LinearGradient id="nordic" x1="0" y1="1" x2="1" y2="0">
+        <Stop offset="0" stopColor="#083367" stopOpacity="1" />
+        <Stop offset="1" stopColor="#9EE8C1" stopOpacity="1" />
+      </LinearGradient>
+    </Defs>
+  )
+}
diff --git a/src/screens/Subscriptions/index.tsx b/src/screens/Subscriptions/index.tsx
index 1fc6dfec20..23c5d7ceab 100644
--- a/src/screens/Subscriptions/index.tsx
+++ b/src/screens/Subscriptions/index.tsx
@@ -1,26 +1,24 @@
 import React from 'react'
-import {View} from 'react-native'
+import {View, Linking} from 'react-native'
 import {msg} from '@lingui/macro'
 import {useLingui} from '@lingui/react'
 import {NativeStackScreenProps} from '@react-navigation/native-stack'
 
-// import {useMutation, useQuery, useQueryClient} from '@tanstack/react-query'
 // import {isAndroid, isIOS} from '#/platform/detection'
 import {CommonNavigatorParams} from '#/lib/routes/types'
-// import {useEntitlements} from '#/state/purchases/subscriptions/useEntitlements'
-import {ViewHeader} from '#/view/com/util/ViewHeader'
 import {CenteredView} from '#/view/com/util/Views'
-import {atoms as a} from '#/alf'
-// import {Button, ButtonText, ButtonIcon} from '#/components/Button'
+import {atoms as a, useTheme} from '#/alf'
 import * as Layout from '#/components/Layout'
-// import {Loader} from '#/components/Loader'
+import {Loader} from '#/components/Loader'
+import {Button, ButtonText, ButtonIcon} from '#/components/Button'
 import {Text} from '#/components/Typography'
-// import {GradientFill} from '#/components/GradientFill'
 // import {Divider} from '#/components/Divider'
-// import {CheckThick_Stroke2_Corner0_Rounded as Check} from '#/components/icons/Check'
-// import * as Dialog from '#/components/Dialog'
-// import * as Toggle from '#/components/forms/Toggle'
-// import {Admonition} from '#/components/Admonition'
+import {CheckThick_Stroke2_Corner0_Rounded as Check} from '#/components/icons/Check'
+import {PlusLarge_Stroke2_Corner0_Rounded as Plus} from '#/components/icons/Plus'
+import {Logotype} from '#/components/icons/BlueskyPlus'
+import {useEntitlements} from '#/state/purchases/subscriptions/useEntitlements'
+import {useCreateCheckout} from '#/state/purchases/subscriptions/useCreateCheckout'
+import {useSession} from '#/state/session'
 
 export type ScreenProps = NativeStackScreenProps<
   CommonNavigatorParams,
@@ -28,22 +26,91 @@ export type ScreenProps = NativeStackScreenProps<
 >
 
 export function Subscriptions(_props: ScreenProps) {
+  const t = useTheme()
   const {_} = useLingui()
+  const {currentAccount} = useSession()
+  const {data: entitlements, isLoading: isEntitlementsLoading} = useEntitlements()
+  const isSubscribed = entitlements?.some(e => e.id === 'core')
+
+  const {mutateAsync: createCheckout} = useCreateCheckout()
+  const isPending = false
+
+  const onPressMonthly = async () => {
+    try {
+      const data = await createCheckout({
+        did: currentAccount!.did,
+        email: currentAccount!.email!,
+        price: 'price_1QLsNLAwTlpRxHkAhuUwbnlL',
+      })
+
+      if (!data?.checkoutUrl) {
+        throw new Error('No checkout URL')
+      }
+
+      Linking.openURL(data.checkoutUrl)
+    } catch (e: any) {
+    }
+  }
+  const onPressAnnual = async () => {
+    try {
+      const data = await createCheckout({
+        did: currentAccount!.did,
+        email: currentAccount!.email!,
+        price: 'price_1QLsOjAwTlpRxHkAcrV8DL2P',
+      })
+
+      if (!data?.checkoutUrl) {
+        throw new Error('No checkout URL')
+      }
+
+      Linking.openURL(data.checkoutUrl)
+    } catch (e: any) {
+    }
+  }
 
-  // const currentPlatform = isAndroid ? 'android' : isIOS ? 'ios' : 'web'
-  // const activeSubscriptionPlatform =
-  //   activeSubscription?.subscription?.state?.platform
-  // const isManageable =
-  //   !activeSubscriptionPlatform ||
-  //   activeSubscriptionPlatform === currentPlatform
 
   return (
     <Layout.Screen>
-      <CenteredView sideBorders={true}>
-        <ViewHeader title={_(msg`Subscriptions`)} />
-
+      <CenteredView sideBorders={true} style={[a.util_screen_outer]}>
         <View style={[a.px_xl, a.py_xl, a.gap_lg]}>
-          <Text style={[a.text_2xl]}>Subs</Text>
+          <Logotype width={200} fill='nordic' />
+
+          <View style={[a.pt_xl]}>
+            {isEntitlementsLoading ? (
+              <Loader />
+            ) : (
+              <>
+                {isSubscribed ? (
+                  <View>
+                    <Text>You're subscribed!</Text>
+                  </View>
+                ) : (
+                  <View style={[a.flex_row, a.gap_md]}>
+                    <Button
+                      label={_('Subscribe')}
+                      onPress={onPressMonthly}
+                      size='large'
+                      variant='solid'
+                      color='primary'
+                    >
+                      <ButtonText>Subscribe ($6/month)</ButtonText>
+                      <ButtonIcon icon={isPending ? Loader : Plus} />
+                    </Button>
+                    <Button
+                      label={_('Subscribe')}
+                      onPress={onPressAnnual}
+                      size='large'
+                      variant='solid'
+                      color='secondary'
+                    >
+                      <ButtonText>Subscribe ($60/year)</ButtonText>
+                      <ButtonIcon icon={isPending ? Loader : Plus} />
+                    </Button>
+                  </View>
+                )}
+              </>
+            )}
+          </View>
         </View>
       </CenteredView>
     </Layout.Screen>
diff --git a/src/state/purchases/subscriptions/api.ts b/src/state/purchases/subscriptions/api.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..9d12b03357
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/state/purchases/subscriptions/api.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+import {create} from 'gretchen'
+
+export const api = create({
+  baseURL: process.env.PLUS_SERVICE_URL,
+})
diff --git a/src/state/purchases/subscriptions/useCreateCheckout.ts b/src/state/purchases/subscriptions/useCreateCheckout.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..a02bc5c6eb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/state/purchases/subscriptions/useCreateCheckout.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+import {useMutation} from '@tanstack/react-query'
+
+import {IS_DEV} from '#/env'
+import {api} from '#/state/purchases/subscriptions/api'
+
+export function useCreateCheckout() {
+  return useMutation({
+    async mutationFn(props: {
+      price: string,
+      did: string,
+      email: string,
+    }) {
+      const {data, error} = await api<{
+        checkoutUrl: string
+      }>('/checkout/create', {
+        method: 'POST',
+        json: {
+          ...props,
+          redirectUrl: IS_DEV ? `http://localhost:19006/subscriptions` : `https://bsky.app/subscriptions`,
+        }
+      }).json()
+
+      if (error) {
+        throw error
+      }
+
+      return data
+    },
+  })
+}
diff --git a/src/state/purchases/subscriptions/useEntitlements.ts b/src/state/purchases/subscriptions/useEntitlements.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..35c3178fce
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/state/purchases/subscriptions/useEntitlements.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+import {useQuery} from '@tanstack/react-query'
+
+import {useSession} from '#/state/session'
+import {api} from '#/state/purchases/subscriptions/api'
+
+export function useEntitlements() {
+  const {currentAccount} = useSession()
+
+  return useQuery({
+    enabled: !!currentAccount,
+    queryKey: ['entitlements', currentAccount?.did],
+    refetchOnWindowFocus: true,
+    async queryFn() {
+      const params = new URLSearchParams('/entitlements')
+      params.set('did', currentAccount!.did)
+      const url = `/entitlements?${params.toString()}`
+      const {data, error} = await api<{
+        entitlements: {id: 'core'; platform: 'web'}[]
+      }>(url).json()
+
+      if (error) {
+        return []
+      }
+
+      return data?.entitlements
+    },
+  })
+}
diff --git a/src/view/shell/desktop/RightNav.tsx b/src/view/shell/desktop/RightNav.tsx
index b68342dd0c..0ef03588d7 100644
--- a/src/view/shell/desktop/RightNav.tsx
+++ b/src/view/shell/desktop/RightNav.tsx
@@ -15,11 +15,14 @@ import {Logotype} from '#/components/icons/BlueskyPlus'
 import {InlineLinkText, Link} from '#/components/Link'
 import {ProgressGuideList} from '#/components/ProgressGuide/List'
 import {Text} from '#/components/Typography'
+import {useEntitlements} from '#/state/purchases/subscriptions/useEntitlements'
 
 export function DesktopRightNav({routeName}: {routeName: string}) {
   const t = useTheme()
   const {_} = useLingui()
   const {hasSession, currentAccount} = useSession()
+  const {data: entitlements, isLoading: isEntitlementsLoading} = useEntitlements()
+  const isSubscribed = entitlements?.some(e => e.id === 'core')
 
   const kawaii = useKawaiiMode()
 
@@ -61,34 +64,36 @@ export function DesktopRightNav({routeName}: {routeName: string}) {
         )}
 
         {/* TODO NUX this */}
-        <View style={[a.pb_lg]}>
-          <Link
-            to="/subscriptions"
-            label={_(msg`Subscribe to Bluesky Plus`)}
-            style={[a.p_lg, a.overflow_hidden, a.rounded_md]}>
-            <GradientFill gradient={tokens.gradients.nordic} rotate="270deg" />
-            <View
-              style={[
-                a.absolute,
-                a.inset_0,
-                a.rounded_md,
-                {borderWidth: 2, borderColor: 'white', opacity: 0.1},
-              ]}
-            />
+        {!isSubscribed && (
+          <View style={[a.pb_lg]}>
+            <Link
+              to="/subscriptions"
+              label={_(msg`Subscribe to Bluesky Plus`)}
+              style={[a.p_lg, a.overflow_hidden, a.rounded_md]}>
+              <GradientFill gradient={tokens.gradients.nordic} rotate="270deg" />
+              <View
+                style={[
+                  a.absolute,
+                  a.inset_0,
+                  a.rounded_md,
+                  {borderWidth: 2, borderColor: 'white', opacity: 0.1},
+                ]}
+              />
 
-            <View style={[a.flex_1, a.relative, a.z_10]}>
-              <Logotype width={100} fill={t.atoms.text.color} />
+              <View style={[a.flex_1, a.relative, a.z_10]}>
+                <Logotype width={100} fill='white' />
 
-              <View style={[a.pt_xs]}>
-                <Text style={[a.text_sm, a.leading_tight, {color: 'white'}]}>
-                  <Trans>
-                    Support Bluesky and get access to exclusive features.
-                  </Trans>
-                </Text>
+                <View style={[a.pt_xs]}>
+                  <Text style={[a.text_sm, a.leading_tight, {color: 'white'}]}>
+                    <Trans>
+                      Support Bluesky and get access to exclusive features.
+                    </Trans>
+                  </Text>
+                </View>
               </View>
-            </View>
-          </Link>
-        </View>
+            </Link>
+          </View>
+        )}
 
         <Text style={[a.leading_snug, t.atoms.text_contrast_low]}>
           {hasSession && (
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index 474ef2f8ba..74293833a1 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
@@ -11560,6 +11560,11 @@ graphql@15.8.0:
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/graphql/-/graphql-15.8.0.tgz#33410e96b012fa3bdb1091cc99a94769db212b38"
   integrity sha512-5gghUc24tP9HRznNpV2+FIoq3xKkj5dTQqf4v0CpdPbFVwFkWoxOM+o+2OC9ZSvjEMTjfmG9QT+gcvggTwW1zw==
 
+gretchen@^1.5.1:
+  version "1.5.1"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/gretchen/-/gretchen-1.5.1.tgz#fbd5da351d8c5af356d85ca36555d78583ade4a4"
+  integrity sha512-tk/8z1+ZriI32zldoroZOfTmHpubAX7/bmvQpqdW6jpVPhS+tseBDRlqHsAOJ0HCnRTmuRFCcRrniCQzHQvmew==
+
 gzip-size@^6.0.0:
   version "6.0.0"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/gzip-size/-/gzip-size-6.0.0.tgz#065367fd50c239c0671cbcbad5be3e2eeb10e462"