From 3d45346963e6a569034c0ff850ad0a5c563d06f9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Samuel Newman <mozzius@protonmail.com>
Date: Mon, 30 Mar 2026 14:11:00 +0300
Subject: [PATCH] jerrification badge (pls no spoil)

---
 assets/icons/unverifiedX.svg                  |   1 +
 src/analytics/metrics/types.ts                |   2 +
 src/components/ProfileBadges.tsx              |  17 ++-
 src/components/icons/UnverifiedX.tsx          |  29 +++++
 .../aprilFools/JerrifiedBadge.tsx             |  12 ++
 .../aprilFools/JerrifiedBadgeButton.tsx       | 107 ++++++++++++++++++
 6 files changed, 167 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
 create mode 100644 assets/icons/unverifiedX.svg
 create mode 100644 src/components/icons/UnverifiedX.tsx
 create mode 100644 src/components/verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadge.tsx
 create mode 100644 src/components/verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadgeButton.tsx

diff --git a/assets/icons/unverifiedX.svg b/assets/icons/unverifiedX.svg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..57308783eb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/assets/icons/unverifiedX.svg
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" fill="none" viewBox="0 0 24 24"><circle cx="12" cy="12" r="12" fill="#006AFF"/><path fill="#fff" d="M15.117 7.116a1.25 1.25 0 0 1 1.767 1.768L13.767 12l3.2 3.2a1.25 1.25 0 0 1-1.767 1.768l-3.2-3.2-3.116 3.116a1.25 1.25 0 1 1-1.767-1.768L10.232 12 7.2 8.967A1.25 1.25 0 1 1 8.967 7.2L12 10.232l3.118-3.116Z"/></svg>
diff --git a/src/analytics/metrics/types.ts b/src/analytics/metrics/types.ts
index 1f6b25278b..23046f03a0 100644
--- a/src/analytics/metrics/types.ts
+++ b/src/analytics/metrics/types.ts
@@ -1043,4 +1043,6 @@ export type Events = {
   'profile:associated:germ:click-self-info': {}
   'profile:associated:germ:self-disconnect': {}
   'profile:associated:germ:self-reconnect': {}
+
+  'jerry:no': {}
 }
diff --git a/src/components/ProfileBadges.tsx b/src/components/ProfileBadges.tsx
index dd0cedfe8f..e30068c9dc 100644
--- a/src/components/ProfileBadges.tsx
+++ b/src/components/ProfileBadges.tsx
@@ -7,6 +7,11 @@ import {useSimpleVerificationState} from '#/components/verification'
 import {VerificationCheck} from '#/components/verification/VerificationCheck'
 import {VerificationCheckButton} from '#/components/verification/VerificationCheckButton'
 import type * as bsky from '#/types/bsky'
+import {
+  isJerrifiedAccount,
+  JerrifiedBadge,
+} from './verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadge'
+import {JerrifiedBadgeButton} from './verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadgeButton'
 
 export type Size = 'xs' | 'sm' | 'md' | 'lg' | 'xl'
 
@@ -39,8 +44,11 @@ export function ProfileBadges({
   const shadowed = useProfileShadow(profile)
   const verification = useSimpleVerificationState({profile})
 
+  const isJerry = isJerrifiedAccount(profile)
+
   // if nothing to show, don't render the container at all
-  if (!verification.showBadge && !isBotAccount(shadowed)) return null
+  if (!verification.showBadge && !isBotAccount(shadowed) && !isJerry)
+    return null
 
   const isOnTheSmallSide = size === 'xs' || size === 'sm'
 
@@ -54,6 +62,12 @@ export function ProfileBadges({
       ]}>
       {interactive ? (
         <>
+          {isJerry && (
+            <JerrifiedBadgeButton
+              profile={profile}
+              width={verificationIconSizes[size]}
+            />
+          )}
           <VerificationCheckButton
             profile={shadowed}
             width={verificationIconSizes[size]}
@@ -62,6 +76,7 @@ export function ProfileBadges({
         </>
       ) : (
         <>
+          {isJerry && <JerrifiedBadge width={verificationIconSizes[size]} />}
           {verification.showBadge && (
             <VerificationCheck
               verifier={verification.role === 'verifier'}
diff --git a/src/components/icons/UnverifiedX.tsx b/src/components/icons/UnverifiedX.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..03ad77a534
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/components/icons/UnverifiedX.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+import {forwardRef} from 'react'
+import Svg, {Circle, Path} from 'react-native-svg'
+
+import {type Props, useCommonSVGProps} from '#/components/icons/common'
+
+export const UnverifiedX = forwardRef<Svg, Props>(
+  function LogoImpl(props, ref) {
+    const {fill, size, style, ...rest} = useCommonSVGProps(props)
+
+    return (
+      <Svg
+        fill="none"
+        {...rest}
+        ref={ref}
+        viewBox="0 0 24 24"
+        width={size}
+        height={size}
+        style={[style]}>
+        <Circle cx="12" cy="12" r="11.5" fill={fill} />
+        <Path
+          fill="#fff"
+          fillRule="evenodd"
+          clipRule="evenodd"
+          d="M15.117 7.116a1.25 1.25 0 0 1 1.767 1.768L13.767 12l3.2 3.2a1.25 1.25 0 0 1-1.767 1.768l-3.2-3.2-3.116 3.116a1.25 1.25 0 1 1-1.767-1.768L10.232 12 7.2 8.967A1.25 1.25 0 1 1 8.967 7.2L12 10.232l3.118-3.116Z"
+        />
+      </Svg>
+    )
+  },
+)
diff --git a/src/components/verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadge.tsx b/src/components/verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadge.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..080ad734fd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/components/verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadge.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+import {UnverifiedX} from '#/components/icons/UnverifiedX'
+import type * as bsky from '#/types/bsky'
+
+const JERRY = 'did:plc:vc7f4oafdgxsihk4cry2xpze'
+
+export function isJerrifiedAccount(profile: bsky.profile.AnyProfileView) {
+  return profile.did === JERRY
+}
+
+export function JerrifiedBadge({width}: {width: number}) {
+  return <UnverifiedX width={width} />
+}
diff --git a/src/components/verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadgeButton.tsx b/src/components/verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadgeButton.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..fab987c6d1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/components/verification/aprilFools/JerrifiedBadgeButton.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,107 @@
+import {View} from 'react-native'
+import {Trans, useLingui} from '@lingui/react/macro'
+
+import {UserAvatar} from '#/view/com/util/UserAvatar'
+import {atoms as a, web} from '#/alf'
+import {Button, ButtonText} from '#/components/Button'
+import * as Dialog from '#/components/Dialog'
+import {UnverifiedX} from '#/components/icons/UnverifiedX'
+import {Text} from '#/components/Typography'
+import {useAnalytics} from '#/analytics'
+import type * as bsky from '#/types/bsky'
+import {JerrifiedBadge} from './JerrifiedBadge'
+
+export function JerrifiedBadgeButton({
+  profile,
+  width,
+}: {
+  profile: bsky.profile.AnyProfileView
+  width: number
+}) {
+  const {t: l} = useLingui()
+  const ax = useAnalytics()
+  const control = Dialog.useDialogControl()
+
+  return (
+    <>
+      <Button
+        label={l`Unverified account`}
+        hitSlop={20}
+        onPress={evt => {
+          evt.preventDefault()
+          control.open()
+        }}>
+        {({hovered}) => (
+          <View
+            style={[
+              a.justify_end,
+              a.align_end,
+              a.transition_transform,
+              {
+                width: width,
+                height: width,
+                transform: [{scale: hovered ? 1.1 : 1}],
+              },
+            ]}>
+            <UnverifiedX width={width} />
+          </View>
+        )}
+      </Button>
+      <Dialog.Outer control={control} nativeOptions={{preventExpansion: true}}>
+        <Dialog.Handle />
+        <Dialog.ScrollableInner
+          label={l`Unverified account`}
+          style={web({maxWidth: 350})}
+          contentContainerStyle={a.gap_sm}>
+          <View
+            style={[
+              a.w_full,
+              a.py_lg,
+              a.align_center,
+              a.flex_row,
+              a.justify_center,
+            ]}>
+            <UserAvatar
+              avatar={profile.avatar}
+              type="user"
+              size={60}
+              noBorder
+            />
+            <View style={[{opacity: 0.5}, a.absolute, a.z_10]}>
+              <JerrifiedBadge width={64} />
+            </View>
+          </View>
+          <Text style={[a.text_2xl, a.font_bold, a.leading_snug]}>
+            <Trans>Jerry is unverified</Trans>
+          </Text>
+          <Text style={[a.text_md, a.leading_snug]}>
+            <Trans>Do not trust this user under any circumstances.</Trans>
+          </Text>
+          <Button
+            size="small"
+            color="primary"
+            onPress={() => {
+              ax.metric('jerry:no', {})
+              control.close()
+            }}
+            label={l`Jerry, no!`}
+            style={[a.mt_sm]}>
+            <ButtonText>
+              <Trans>Jerry, no!</Trans>
+            </ButtonText>
+          </Button>
+          <Button
+            size="small"
+            color="secondary"
+            onPress={() => control.close()}
+            label={l`Close`}>
+            <ButtonText>
+              <Trans>Close</Trans>
+            </ButtonText>
+          </Button>
+          <Dialog.Close />
+        </Dialog.ScrollableInner>
+      </Dialog.Outer>
+    </>
+  )
+}